Because we have a bunch of new Slugs, it's time to get new uniforms. We'll be using the same logo as the last model (our little slug dude).

This time around I'm proposing we use the 100% sweatshop free American Apparel M434 Mélange JerseyShort Sleeve Gym T-Shirt. It's "a retro reinvention of the classic gym T-shirt."

Also, I am ordering us all slugs baseball caps. They'll cost us $14 each...but since the league is cutting us a deal on league fees this season, it's almost like the hats are free.
We may just be the best dressed team in the league. Let's hope everyone else is so distracted by our sexiness that they let us kick their asses game after game.
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