Our Schedule

Here are our fall opportunities for victory. Some of you will call it our schedule.

All opportunities/games are at Tahoe Park.

Sept. 4 - 7:30 at Loose Change

Sept. 11 - 8:30 vs. Hydrohaulics

Sept. 18 - 8:30 at SoCal's Force

Sept. 25 - 7:30 vs. Sub Shack Attack

Oct. 2 - 7:30 vs. Chocas

Oct. 9 - 8:30 vs. Loose Change

Oct. 16 - 9:30 at Hydrohholics

Slugs Kick Ass for Coach Tam's Last Game

Matt slid, or rather dove into home and made us all realize we could be more committed.

Team photo. Ahh sweet victory.

After a few victory shots and cupcakes. Patron and frosting. Yummm.

Slugs beaten by Chinchillas

Apparently chinchillas aren't just good for making fur coats. Erotic Chinchillas at least are pretty decent at softball. On Thursday the Chinchillas defeated the Slugs.

The final score was 9-5.

Kevin was the player of the game for making some excellent catches. Nick made some great plays at 3rd too. Erin was amazing as usual and hit the ball right where they weren't every time she came up to bat.

But, it wasn't enough.

Coach Tam no longer has to shower at the truck stop.

Slugs on a Roll

Heading into Thursday night's game, the Slugs were a little worried about their chances again the Schrute Beet Farm. But, the Slugs were just plain wrong. Perhaps it is a sign of greatness to worry even when it is unnecessary. Let's go with that. The Slugs defeated the Beet 11-4...or maybe it was some other margin that involved a 4, like maybe 14-5. Two days later it's all a bit of a blur.

There was solid pitching from Dan, excellent fielding by Kevin, Molly and others...and everyone's bats were hot (well except Coach Tam who kept hitting it straight to the woman at first). It was an all-around strong performance from the Slugs.

Let the truck stop watch begin. The Slugs are now 3-0. But they can't rest. Next week they take on Benny's Boozers. This team has played in the league before, under a different name. They now have sponsorship and fancy uniforms. Oh, and as of last week at least they were undefeated. Be strong little Slugs, be strong.

Game Off!

The image here may be a little hard to read...but the AQI in downtown Sacramento is now 177. It is officially "unhealthy." The official league message machine says the 8:30 and 9:30 games are canceled.

The games probably would have been canceled sooner, but the sensor at T street appears to have stopped working at 1:00, when the AQI was only 115 (technically "unhealthy for sensitive groups"). So, the league proclaimed the air quality was "good." That of course was before the inversion layer settled in on the valley and forced the smoky air close to ground level. At 7:00 the sensor finally updated and it was at 177, well above the threshold for unhealthy.

It Sure Looks Unhealthy...

...but it's currently only "unhealthy for sensitive groups."

That haze we all see in the air is smoke from wildfires burning all over the state. The great Central Valley is like a giant bowl...and are we ever in the soup. The smoke is trapped, and we're stuck with it. In the air quality world, the issue is something called PM2.5, aka particulate matter, aka tiny particles of dust and soot that can lodge deep in a person's lungs. As of 2:33 this afternoon, the air quality meter closest to O'Neil field reads 115. According to the Air Quality Index that puts the air at "unhealthy for sensitive groups."


In short, it may look worse than it is. Now, Slugs are sensitive creatures. But the league is convinced we're tough, healthy adults. That means the game is on. "If the AQI goes above 150, I will be calling the league again to beg for our game to be canceled," said Coach Tam.

Truck Stop Visit Causes Softball Gods to Smile

The fueling station at the Sacramento 49rs Travel Plaza is called Liquid Gold, and perhaps that should be slugger Ed Fletcher's new nickname. Fletcher started last Thursday's Slugs v Master Batters game off right with back to back home runs to right. Poor Kim, on base both times Fletcher sent it deep was forced to scurry around the bases with a sweaty man right on her heels.

It all started earlier in the day when Coach Tam visited the aforementioned Travel Plaza to interview truckers about diesel prices. Tam was offered a ride in one trucker's rig and was told by another one that she shouldn't have any trouble getting people to talk to her. She ended those interviews quickly. But the time the coach spent at the fabled I-80 landmark appears to have paid off. Getting hit on by sweaty truckers with 100 oz beverage containers seems to have been just what Coach Tam needed to do to make the Slugs bats golden again.

If the Slugs go 0-8 or 8-0 in a single season the coach has to shower at the Sacramento 49rs Travel Plaza. Coach Kepley did this once 3 years ago after a flawless season, and if not for a late season win in the spring Coach Tam would have had to do the same but with a greater sense of shame.

Victory against the Master Batters was sweet for the Slugs who beat the lame-named team 18-7. And the best part was the amazing batting of every single Slugs player. Ed Fletcher was a standout, but all Slugs made the team proud. For the first time in recent memory they made it through their entire lineup in a single inning. It was glorius.

This week the Slugs meet St. Damien's Beard at O'Neil's field. That is, if the thick layer of smoke blanketing the Sacramento region blows on out before 9:30 Thursday night. At the moment it is unsafe for anyone to breathe outdoors.

Slugs Start Win Streak!

Starting a win streak, is that like the first annual company picnic. Ehhh. Whatever. The Slugs are on a roll. After a very tough spring, the Slugs are quite happy to be in the D2 league thank you very much (even if some of the teams have sponsors and snazzy uniforms).

On Thursday the Slugs met the ERMinators. It was a team of environmental consultants who were new to the league, but not new to softball. The core of the team had played for 5 years in a Rancho Cordova league before making the switch to the Sacramento City League. The Slugs were motivated, but so were the ERMinators.

Initially the league mandated "community bats" slipped up the Slugs, that and the other teams inability or unwillingness to throw strikes. Thanks to Erin's pitching the Slugs were only down by 5 runs in the 3rd inning, when Coach Tam tried to give a motivational speech. It wasn't particularly motivational, but the Slugs kicked into gear anyway. Katherine drove in the tying run, and then it was all over for the environmental consultants.

Final score: 6-5

Victory, sweet sweet victory.

After the game, former Coach Kepley suggested it wasn't too early to start the "Truck Stop Shower Watch." After all, the Slugs own D-2 and this is only the beginning of a win streak. Perhaps Kepley suggested the truck stop showers, because he wouldn't be the one donning the flip flops.

Summer Schedule

There are 8 games in the summer season, no bye's and (aside from Benny's Boozers) a bunch of teams that have never played in the city league before. Let me just say up front, I expect us to kick some real ass this summer. Also, please note several of the games will be played here:



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O'Neil Field is at Southside Park. They don't allow amplified sound, but I've been notified by the league that there is an exception for theme songs...rather, we can't muster enough amplification to be a problem.

WIN 06/12/08 - 8:30 PM - O'Neil Field - Slugs (H) vs ERMinators

WIN 06/19/08 - 8:30 PM - Tahoe Park - Slugs (A) vs Master Batters

SMOKED OUT 06/26/08 - 9:30 PM - O'Neil Field - Slugs (A) vs St. Damien's Beard

WIN 07/03/08 - 9:30 PM - Tahoe Park - Slugs (A) vs Schrute Farm Beets

SMOKED OUT 07/10/08 - 8:30 PM - O'Neil Field - Slugs (H) vs Benny's Boozers

LOSS 07/17/08 - 7:30 PM - Tahoe Park - Slugs (A) vs Erotic Chinchilla

07/24/08 - 6:30 PM - O'Neil Field - Slugs (H) vs Wags Hags

07/31/08 - 9:30 PM - Tahoe Park - Slugs (H) vs ERMinators

08/07/08 - 8:30 PM - O'Neil Field - Slugs (H) vs Benny's Boozers

08/14/08 - 7:30 PM - Tahoe Park - Slugs (A) vs St. Damien's Beard

Slugs Break Curse

Maybe all the Slugs needed was triple digit temperatures, maybe it was the pre-game popsicles, maybe it was the fact that their opponents had a shell crew, maybe it was the re-shuffled themes songs, but last night one thing was undeniable: the Slugs bats were hot.

The game started like many Slugs games this season - just one run in the first inning. Another one came in the second inning, but the Bad News and Review Bears had already amassed 10 runs. It was starting to look hopeless again. But then something magical happened, the Slugs offense came alive. They got something like 11 runs in a single inning. With at least a couple of people on base, Ed Fletcher hit a bomb into right field. It was gone gone gone.

Then, the Slugs hit the field and immediately shut out the Bears (in part thanks to a Kepley unassisted double play - also know as sacrificing his body to get an interference call). The Bears at bat had barely started and it was already over. The Slugs added 3 more runs in the next inning, and held strong on defense - securing their first victory of the season.

"I almost cried," said Coach Tam. "Thank God I don't have to shower at the truck stop."

The win was followed by victory popsicles, a couple of victory cigarettes, and victory shots of Jager.

For those of you tracking our playlist at home, here are the new theme songs:
Mark Martin - Crazy Train
Tamara Keith - All Things Considered Theme
Juliet Williams - Lose Yourself
Katherine Skorupski - Here it Goes Again
Ryan Lillis - Let's Get it On

Slugs Rock Their Way Into an 0-6 Record

Perhaps we shouldn't have rolled out all of our curse breaking tools on the night we were to play Loose Change. This is the team that's gone undefeated this season, the team with 41 runs heading into tonight's game, the team sponsored by a bank whose roster seems to have benefited from the sub-prime mortgage meltdown (like maybe they recruited some jobless buff mortgage brokers or something). The Slugs lost. I'm not sure of the score, something like 5-12. But that's not the point.

Tonight, the Slugs got their groove back. Many of the ladies wore skirts. And we looked hot, if I may say so myself. Better yet, each Slug had a theme song (see below for complete play list). Our defense was nearly flawless, and we put together several excellent runs where multiple Slugs got on base and some even made it home. Against any other team this would have meant victory. So, next week we must do it all again. We will defeat Beer 30 and they won't even know what hit them.

And for those of you who would like to download the Slugs nearly winning playlist to your ipod, here goes...

Rockin' and Bumpin' With the Slugs: (win a prize if you can match all the Slugs with their songs)

Oriole's Magic
The Distance
Still Fly
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Brick House
This Fire
Baby Elephant Walk
Star Spangled Banner (Live at Woodstock)
Molly's Chambers
Get Low
U Can't Touch This
Take No Prisoners (Megadeth)
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Walk This Way (Run-DMC with Aerosmith)
Runnin' Down a Dream
Rump Shaker
Eye of the Tiger
The Final Countdown

Our Bat Problems Could be Over...

...or only getting worse. I just learned from reading the blog of Tuesday night team (and friends of the Slugs) The Luck Dragons that next season there will be a dramatic change for D league co-ed softball. We won't be able to use our own bats anymore. The league will be providing bats. They no doubt have tired of constantly updating the banned bats list. So...Goodbye Ultimate Weapon. Goodbye yellow bat. Goodbye brand new pink bat, green bat, and burgundy bat. It's the end of an era.

I plan to begin lobbying the league right away to make sure they supply bats in the appropriate weights for our needs. If you have a strong preference, please let me know. I will send a list of weights and lengths to league director Ron right away. He certainly hasn't requested that info, but I'll make sure he knows where the Slugs stand anyway.

Slugs Continue Winless Streak

The Slugs game last night against the Bad News and Review Bears at Tahoe park set a record...but not the good kind. For the first time in Slugs history the team went scoreless. More than halfway through the game, the team had only one hit. It came from Jim Miller who had to leave the game early. There were some beautiful fly balls hit directly to some very speedy muscle bound dudes in the outfield. There were some well hit grounders that found their way into fielders gloves. And there were straight up strike outs. It wasn't pretty. After 55 minutes of play, the Slugs made it to base just 5 times. The Bears had 5 runs.

"The really depressing thing is our defense was solid," said a rather glum Coach Tam. "5 runs isn't insurmountable. But it is if your bats are as cold as ours were."

Sometime in the 4th inning, the word "curse" started to cross the lips of several Slugs. There is simply no other explanation. The Slugs are cursed.

After the game, in an attempt to exorcise the demons in the team's bats, team members put all the bats on grass and formed a circle around them. It was a modification of the team's usual post-game ritual of forming a circle around the game's MVP, counting to 3 and shouting "Slugs!" This time the team formed a circle and former Coach Kepley yelled "I am going to destroy all of you if you don't start fu**ing performing." Then he counted to 3 and the whole team shouted "slugs." As they stepped away, the Slugs noticed a 7 year old (or maybe she was 4) standing in a nearby dugout with a shocked looked on her face. Former Coach Kepley saw no need to apologize. This is softball and sometime softball requires a little profanity.

There are many ideas circulating to help the Slugs break their curse. They include: getting really drunk before the next game (it worked for Beer:30), recruiting the shortstop from the SoCal's Force and burying the broken red bat in center field in the middle of the night.

Coach Tam is immediately calling on all female Slugs to wear athletic skirts to the next game. "We won the last game where we all wore skirts, so it's worth a try," she said. "Secure men are also encouraged to wear skirts. They're on clearance at Target this week." Even former Coach Kepley said he would support this plan despite his conviction that skirts shouldn't be allowed in softball.

Goodbye Harrison

Slugs utility outfielder Harrison Sheppard recently (OK it was a month ago but this blogger is slow) left the Slugs and Sacramento for sunny Southern California, Reseda actually. Harrison is really crying behind that smile. This photo was taken at his final post-game Luigi's outing. We miss you already!

From the Coaches Corner: Calling the Ball

Hey Slugs - As someone who has suffered a little vocal paralysis in the outfield, I thought it might be good to go over some general rules of thumb for calling a fly ball. For starters, staying silent when a ball is headed for you (as I have been known to do) isn't a good idea. Calling a ball if you're going to catch it minimizes injury risk and maximizes the number of outs we get...all good things.

1. Call it if you’re going to catch it. This claims the ball. First person to call it has priority. Be confident here. It’s doubtful that there’s anyone on the team who hasn’t dropped a ball, so don’t worry about that. Physical errors will happen, but it’s frustrating to have balls drop because of miscommunication. Also, calling it greatly reduces the chances of someone concentrating on the ball barreling into you.

2. Defer to the person calling the ball. If someone else calls it and you didn’t, let them have it. Move out of the way in the direction opposite to which you heard them.

3. Don’t call someone off if they’ve called it. See rule Number 2. We don’t want to deny anyone the opportunity to make a catch if they’ve called it.

4. Don’t call it if you’re in doubt. See rule Number 1. Only call it if you’re going to catch it. If you have a marginal shot at catching it, you don’t want to discourage someone who has a better shot.

5. Be loud and clear. Generally, “MINE!,” “I GOT IT!,” or “BALL!” will get the job done. You can also yell “HELP!” if something goes awry so someone with a better angle can jump in. Yelling anything else usually results in confusion. And you have to be loud enough to be heard by people running at full speed, with heart pounding and breathing heavily.

6. If two people call it at the same time: Priority in the OF goes to the CF. If the CF isn’t involved, LF has priority. In the infield, SS has priority. But remember, this is only if two people call it at the same time. If the RF calls it before the CF, it’s still the RF’s ball. If it’s between the IF and the OF, it’s typically much, much easier for the OF to catch the ball because they’re not running backwards. But really, our problem has rarely been too many people calling the ball, and this is a little confusing - so focus on 1-5 and we'll make some serious strides.

-Coach Tam

(beware, this may become a recurring feature on slugssoftball.blogspot.com)

That's it, the Slugs are just unlucky

Perhaps it was a sign. Before the first pitch was ever thrown, one Slug was already down. In a scene reminiscent of the famous "Kepley ball to the head incident" or the slightly less dramatic "Ellen ball to the head incident" Coach Tam took one on the top of the head. Kevin and Kepley were tossing the ball when all of the sudden it seemed very clear to everyone except Tamara that an errant toss was headed straight for Tamara's crown.

After falling to the ground, crying and laughing simultaneously and correctly identifying how many fingers Ed was holding up, Tamara said, "this is why I won't get my big break reporting in Baghdad. I have absolutely no self preservation instinct."

Despite the pre-game incident, the Slugs were feeling good headed into their match against Beer 30. It was one of the player's birthdays and Beer 30 arrived smelling like beer. Though that may have all been radiating from one particular player. The birthday boy was so utterly smashed he was left out of the lineup. Meanwhile, the Slugs had followed Coach Tam's advice arriving at Tahoe Park sober. It seemed like a distinct advantage.

The Slugs played valiantly, with conviction and enthusiasm. There were solid hits, and some excellent fielding. There were also a few missed plays and a couple of questionable calls. But, heading into the final inning Beer 30 was up by just 2, not a problem for the Slugs. Unfortunately, with momentum on their side, tragedy again struck the Slugs. This time it was Molly.

After hitting a glorious shot up the middle, and making it safely to first base Molly was struck in the ribs by a quick moving throw. It all happened in a split second. Molly was over running the bag, as you're supposed to do when a ball intended to get her out, instead struck her down. The strike to Molly's ribs knocked the wind out of her. She was up within moments grabbing her side and hurrying the hell off the field. She wouldn't return to the game, but it wasn't long before she was back on the bench, bruised and cheering for the Slugs.

A Beer 30 player was also injured running to home plate (piling on the runs against the poor losing Slugs). It's unclear whether it was a hamstring pull or some sort of calf cramp but it looked very painful.

So, the Slugs continue their losing streak...determined not to let it last long. Next week everyone will be carrying rabbits feet, 4 leaf clovers and wearing dirty socks. Whatever it takes to turn this season around.

Shocking news: Slugs lose to Socals...again

For the winless Slugs, losing to the powerhouse Socals wasn't as disappointing as one might think. Why? Because it was actually a very good game. Despite being matched against the best team they're likely to see all season, the Slugs played better than they have against lesser opponents.

There was solid play all around, with a big shout out to the ladies of second base and Kim in the outfield. Nick hit one real deep and worked his cardiovascular system a bit more than it would have preferred. New Slugs men Ryan and Mark also did an excellent job in the field and at the plate. And Judy Lin deserves credit for tagging out a player at home plate...never mind he thought the inning was over. Judy was on her game and made sure he was really really out. With an assist from Ryan in the outfield and more than one infielder, this was the Slugs first right field to home double play.

Obsessive former coach Kepley had all kinds of strategies and excel spreadsheets, but I (Coach Tam) would argue the real difference between this game and our previous losing efforts was the tone on the bench. We focussed on our fellow players, cheered them on and kept the energy high throughout the game. We need to do that with every game. So, repeat after me "fire it up big cheese!"

Red Bat Competition

Two weeks ago the little red bat, let out its final yelp with Erin McGuire at the plate. As she hit the ball somewhere into the outfield, the bat hit a sour note. Back in the dugout she inspected the bat, long a favorite of Slugs women and some men. There was a crack, a big clear one. The little red bat was no longer legal to play.



Which leaves a question...

What should we do with the little red bat?

Should we get it bronzed? Perhaps dipped in copper? Could it be an award...to the player with the best hitting record this season?...to the player who goes to the cages the most? Should it be awarded each week to the player with the best hit, or the worst?

Slugs, please leave your ideas here by posting comments. The person whose idea is chosen by the coaching staff gets a free Jaeger shot after our next win (if you're into that kind of thing).

Copper Thieves Strike Tahoe Park

I was going to write up a full report on the copper theft at Tahoe Park - but it seems Slugs outfielder and Sacramento Bee reporter Ed Fletcher beat me to the online presses. I won't speculate about whether he got a tip from last night's game announcement e-mail...but let's just say Ed is all over this story. When I went to google to find more information about the copper theft problem, Ed's story was one of the first to come up (see below).

I did speak with league director Ron today who said he was hoping the lights would be back up and running in time for this Thursday's game...but I must say he didn't sound entirely confident. He said he would call me on Thursday to let me know for sure. But for now Slugs please plan to be at Tahoe Park on Thursday at 7, rain or shine. If the lights still aren't working we should have a good 30-40 minutes of daylight/dusk to throw the ball around before heading to Luigi's.

Copper wire theft puts pause in softball season

By Ed Fletcher (courtesy without permission of the Sacramento Bee)

The latest victim of local copper thieves is coed "D" league softball. The thieves didn't steal the ball. They stole the copper wire from the field lights at Tahoe Park's softball field. No lights, no games.

And so, Tahoe Park's Luck Dragons will have to wait in their quest for perfection.

"We started the season with two victories and are riding an eight-game winning steak," said Brian Brokaw, a member of the reigning Tuesday night champions. "We're hopeful that these crooks won't steal our momentum."

The theft occurred sometime last week between the Tuesday evening games and Thursday night matchups, said Hindolo Brima, a spokesman for Sacramento's city parks department.

He said the field should be game-ready by Thursday. Replacing the wire and fortifying the access panel will cost up to $12,000, Brima said.

For a complete story, see Tuesday's Bee.

Practice Makes Perfect...

6 hearty Slugs braved confusion last Thursday and found the Sandlot batting cages, nestled between distribution centers and other nondescript warehouse buildings in West Sacramento. Once there, the Slugs burned through 15 tokens, showing the automatic slow pitch softball pitching machine who's boss. Katherine brought her new bat. It's pink, which thrilled Coach Tam and caused former Coach Kepley to grumble something like "grrr, pink shouldn't be allowed in softball."

Slugs Practice, Slugs Lose, Slugs Practice More

Thanks to global warming, it was an unseasonably warm March afternoon when the Slugs gathered in Tahoe Park for their first practice of the year. It was a joint practice with the Solid Gold Hits and and the Luck Dragons...but if attendance determines success, the Slugs kicked butt. And, in fact, in a scrimmage game with the Slugs vs everyone else, the Slugs dominated.



If only the Slugs could have kept the magic flowing when they took on Majority Rules a week later. It turns out the Majority did rule in this case. The Slugs looked a little rusty out there. They missed a few easy outs and their bats were tepid at best.

And then in the ultimate insult, Majority Rules showed up at Luigi's fine pizza establishment...the Slugs' official post-game hang out. There was almost a rumble but thankfully Luigi (not his real name) had reserved a table for his beloved Slugs. The Amber Bock and Bud Light were cold, the pizza was incredibly hot and the pain of defeat quickly faded.

The Slugs have a bye this week, but they won't be idle. The Slugs are heading to the indoor batting cages in West Sacramento for some serious batting practice.

The Managers Meeting...and a snap analysis of our schedule

Wednesday night's mandatory managers meeting featured the typical detailed explanation of league rules from Ron, the league director. Actually, he read the rules word for word, occasionally asking us if we had questions. Mostly there were a lot of blank stares.

But, Ron got really animated when directing our attention to Rule 6 in the banned bats guide. It is illegal to alter a bat. Who knew softballers were so serious. Apparently some people try to used banned bats by painting them to look like other bats. Or they open up the bat and put stuff in it, or take stuff out. Clearly this is a level of sophistication well beyond that ever attempted by the Slugs.

Well, Slugs, let me tell you...don't even try it. Ron told us a story about an altered banned bat that happened last year over at "the complex." A female batter went up to the plate with an altered banned bat. It was perhaps painted or taped over. She swung and hit the bit exceedingly hard straight into the face of the poor pitcher, who Ron says "broke every bone in her face. She's still going through surgeries and will be disfigured for life." And as if the guilt wasn't bad enough, the batter was banned from softball for 2 years. Not just Sacramento softball, ALL softball. The owner of the bat got an even stiffer sentence: 10 years. Can you imagine being banned from softball for a decade?

The next 3 months...a snap analysis.

Our schedule looks pretty darned good. There are actually quite a few bye weeks - more time for us to practice, or compete at eating dollar hot dogs at Rivercats games. Also, I believe we have just one 6:30 game, which means we should have excellent attendance all season long.

We only face the SoCal's Force once in the whole season. That means we have to beat them straight out of the gate if we want those league champion fleeces we've heard so much about. We take on the Bad News and Review Bears twice. They're good. We shouldn't take them for granted. We also face a team called Majority Rules. I haven't seen them before, but based on their number on the phone list and their name, I surmise they work in the Assembly.

Start stretching out those arms now Slugs. Try running to improve your cardio...and make sure to do whatever it takes to avoid serious injuries of any kind.

Spring Season Schedule

Slugs - please bookmark this page. Better yet, plug all these dates and times into your Outlook, blackberry, PDA, trapper keeper, or little black book right away.

All games this season are at Tahoe Park...and as always, we're playing on Thursdays.

03/13/08 - 7:30 Majority Rules V Slugs

03/20/08 - Bye

03/27/08 - 7:30 Loose Change V Slugs

04/03/08 - 9:30 Slugs V SoCal's Force

04/10/08 - Bye

04/17/08 - 9:30 Slugs V Beer:30

04/24/08 - 7:30 Slugs V SN&R Bears

05/01/08 - Bye

05/08/08 - 6:30 Loose Change V Slugs

05/15/08 - 8:30 Slugs V SN&R Bears

05/22/08 - Bye

05/29/08 - 8:30 Beer:30 V Slugs

The outdoor temp is above 60...it must be time for softball

It's that time of year again. Coach Tam just got the letter in the mail from the league announcing it's time to sign up for the next season of softball. The Slugs will be playing on Thursday nights again. No word yet on potential opponents, or the exact start date of the season.

If you are a Slug and not just a casual reader of this blog (there are probably about 3 non-slugs readers), please immediately send Coach Tam your address and cell number.

There's a lot to look forward to this season. The "Ultimate Weapon" will be back for a repeat appearance, coach Tam acquired a pink bat bag, and many Slugs have been seen training, swimming to strengthen their shoulders and running to work on speed and agility.